When I Was A Kid

Sometimes I was so random.

I Learned

• Boys have cooties.
• My 64kB Commodore 64 had superior technology!
• You should never wake a sleepwalker, the shock can kill them.
• If you play with a piece of bread for long enough it turns back into dough.
• Saying "Barley" made you untouchable.
• Mum's never fart.
• The cricket fielding position 'silly mid-on' is a bad place to be when playing with the big boys.
• Santa will not come while you're awake.
• Nobody ever really gets put on the naughty list.
• You can get sucked under a train if you stand to close.
• A bubble gum tree will grow in your belly if you swallow it.

Kid Ideas

• I wanted to marry my dog (probably not a bad choice).
• I wanted to be a flying horse, just like Luno.
• The Tigers are going to win the Grand Final this year (I still suffer from this delusion).

"Oh winged horse of marble white, take me on a magic flight".