Sometimes I was so random.
- Boys have cooties.
- My 64kB Commodore 64 had superior technology!
- You should never wake a sleepwalker, the shock can kill them.
- If you play with a piece of bread for long enough it turns back into dough.
- Saying "Barley" made you untouchable.
- Mum's never fart.
- The cricket fielding position 'silly mid-on' is a bad place to be when playing with the big boys.
- Santa will not come while you're awake.
- Nobody ever really gets put on the naughty list.
- You can get sucked under a train if you stand to close.
- A bubble gum tree will grow in your belly if you swallow it.
- I wanted to marry my dog (probably not a bad choice).
- I wanted to be a flying horse, just like Luno.
- The Tigers are going to win the Grand Final this year (I still suffer from this delusion).
"Oh winged horse of marble white, take me on a magic flight".